1. Learn how to use nipple tassels to dazzling effect. As my boobs are dwindling -this is not through surgery- I better hurry up. I think it would be such a great party piece and could liven any dull meeting.
2. Become a writer of note though this is not a fine example of my literary capabilities- so I better improve my style, grammar, etc. I have perfected my Oscar acceptance speech for best adapted screenplay for my novel- a work with my dear friend Julian. I suppose I better tell him.I am not telling you the title yet either! Erotica appeals as I find it hysterical.
3. Have more patience with the kids. Practice, practice, practice.......
4. Improve my whistle technique and that can be taken as seen fit! Need a few more rolls and a greater sense of the music. Would love to play in a pub in the Gaeltacht surrounded by appreciative drunks- you know the emotional types.
5.Get my motorbike licence. Is there anything cooler than arriving to a job on a bike? No helmets do not fit the way they do in the commercials and the hair does not flow more like stick to the head. If it rains it is a bugger though and I hear the drowned rat look is not 'in' this season.
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